"I am a Senior DBA..but I am NEW"

I don't know if this is real or meant as joke..but had a good laugh when I read that in Oracle forums.

Here is the thread URL

and here is the scoop

"
Hi everyone,

Can any one advise me? I have joined a company as new senior dba.

i am not understanding what shall be done at beginning?

Can anybody advice me how to check all the database and what to do in the beginning ?

I have been reading all the stuff,documents fr. a week?

"

:) I am looked at my business card and it says I am a "Senior oracle DBA" too. Something I should rethink about :)..

Happy Holidays!!